so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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