is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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