So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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