that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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