Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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