but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize