Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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