I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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