Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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