he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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