You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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