If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Randomize
