How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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