Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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