ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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