Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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