idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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