I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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