awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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