Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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