After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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