I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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