I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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