First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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