thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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