He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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