Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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