I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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