Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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