It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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