Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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