mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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