Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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