I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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