Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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