i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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