I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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