Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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