Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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