i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Sext me about skeletons
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
