so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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