Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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