her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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