Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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