I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
