How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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