He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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