whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize
