And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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