two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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