Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Randomize
