It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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