I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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