she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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