Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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