He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So vagazzling was a success
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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